The following list features memorable quotes from Life is Strange.
Maxine Caulfield
- "Are you cereal?"
- — Max
- "Everything is a picture waiting to be taken... "
- — Max's Diary, September 3
- "When a door closes, a window opens... Or, something like that."
- — Max seeing the blue butterfly in "Chrysalis"
- "Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah."
- — Max at Chloe's house in "Chaos Theory"
- "I keep going back in time."
- — Max in "Out of Time", regarding the memories evoking after being in the diner again
- "I wish I could stay in this moment forever. (...) But then it wouldn't be a moment."
- — Max at the diner in "Out of Time"
- "Max, never Maxine."
- — Max to Victoria after waking up in the Alternative Timeline
- "If that tornado came right now, I would just sit here and watch for a while."
- — Max at the Vortex Club party in "Dark Room"
- "With great power comes great bullshit."
- — Max to Brooke in "Dark Room"
- "The past... within the past. Ugh. Am I pushing myself too hard?"
- — Max in between realities in Mr. Jefferson's class in "Polarized"
Chloe Price
- "Amazeballs!"
- — Chloe
- "Awesomesauce!"
- — Chloe
- "Everybody lies. No exceptions."
- — Chloe
- "Everybody cares until they don't."
- — Chloe
- "Home-shit-home."
- — Chloe in "Chrysalis"
- "Yep yep, I'm fucking insane in the brain! Let's dance!"
- — Chloe in "Chrysalis"
- "This shit-pit has taken everyone I've ever loved... I'd like to drop a bomb on Arcadia Bay and turn it to fucking glass..."
- — Chloe in "Chrysalis"
- "I pledge allegiance to Max and the power for which she stands..."
- — Chloe heavily impressed by Max's rewind power
- "Since you're the mysterious superhero... I'll be your faithful chauffeur and companion."
- — Chloe in "Out of Time"
- "Dude, you fuck shit up, you rewind, you fix it. Drop the mic. Boom."
- — Chloe in "Out of Time"
- "Why look, an otter in my water!"
- — Chloe to Max at the Swimming Pool in "Chaos Theory"
Nathan Prescott
- "Whatthefuckever."
- — Nathan
- "Whateverthefuck."
- — Nathan to Max after mistaking her for Rachel
- "You don't know who the fuck I am or who you're messing around with!"
- — Nathan in "Chrysalis"
- "Don't EVER tell me what to do. I'm so SICK of people trying to control me!"
- — Nathan in "Chrysalis"
- "Nobody lectures me. Everybody tries though."
- — Nathan in "Chrysalis"
- "Pussies can't fucking fight."
- — Nathan
- "Meow, bring out the claws! I love seeing chicks fight."
- — Nathan in "Out of Time"
- "Everybody hates me... everybody..."
- — Nathan in "Dark Room"
- "Max, It's... It's Nathan. I just wanted to say... I'm sorry. I didn't want to hurt Kate or Rachel, or... didn't wanted to hurt anybody. Everybody... used me. Mr. Jefferson... is coming for me now. All this shit will be over soon. Watch out, Max... He wants to hurt you next. Sorry."
- — Nathan's voicemail in "Polarized"
- "Just because I'm mentally ill, doesn't mean I deserve to die, Max!"
- — Nathan in Max's Nightmare
Victoria Chase
- "Now, why don't you go fuck your selfie?"
- — Victoria to Max in "Chrysalis"
- "I always feel like I have to overcompensate. For what, I have no clue. I'm only here to become a photographer, not president."
- — Victoria to Max in "Dark Room"
Warren Graham
- "Like time, my texts are infinite."
- — Warren in a text message in "Out of Time"
- "I'll be in the TARDIS getting my DeLorean ready."
- — Warren in a text message in "Out of Time"
- "And do not let him see you." - "He won't. I know how to be invisible here..."
- — Max and Warren's response in "Dark Room"
Kate Marsh
- "Max, I'm in a nightmare and I can't wake up... unless I put myself to sleep."
- — Kate to Max in "Out of Time"
- "Even angels need angels, Max."
- — Kate to Max
Mr. Jefferson
- "I could frame any one of you in a dark corner, and capture you in a moment of desperation."
- — Jefferson
- "Always take the shot."
- — Jefferson
- "The slightly unconscious model is often the most open and honest. No vanity or posing, just... pure expression."
- — Jefferson
- "Chloe and Rachel are fucking together in heaven right now. Is that what you wanna hear?"
- — Jefferson
- "Please understand, Max... The only place I can be "myselfie" is in the Dark Room."
- — Jefferson during the maze segment of Max's Nightmare
- "....Touché, Max. I'm so sane that nobody knows what's happening to you right now."
- — Jefferson
David Madsen
- "-The alarm tripped me out. -Then trip on out of here, Missy. Or are you hiding something? Huh?"
- — Max and David's response on their first encounter
- "That's one of my problems... I'm not good at teamwork. Never was."
- — David to Max in the Dark Room
Frank Bowers
- "I was eating those beans—are you fucking insane? I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!"
- — Frank to Max in the diner (determinant)
Alyssa Anderson
- "Years of mad dodging skills. Bullies never change."
- — Alyssa after moving her head to avoid a thrown football
- "I'm by myself reading chick-lit. Pretty soon I'll be bonding with Victoria at the Vortex Club..."
- — Alyssa to Max in "Chrysalis"
- "Okay, Max, that's twice you've saved me from a projectile weapon. Are you my guardian angel?"
- — Alyssa to Max in "Out of Time"
- "Not now, Max, I'm contemplating shit."
- — Alyssa as she stands looking out of a window in Mr. Jefferson's class
Ray Wells
- "You're sweating pinballs. Is that all you're thinking about?"
- — Wells to Max in "Chrysalis"
- "Attention... I regret to announce that one of your fellow classmates, Maxine Caulfield, has died under tragic circumstances that I promise to investigate after I get my drink on."
- — Principal Wells in the maze segment of Max's nightmare
- "If an event skimps on the food, you know it's a bad event."
- — Wells to Max in the "Zeitgeist Gallery"